Referee Joe B. here with results from last nights big show in Webster! Big Time Wrestling is gearing up for it's two biggest shows of the year and tonight was a great start to what is sure to be a BIG 2009.
Malice defeated "The Sexy 65 Year Old Sexiganarian" Robbie Ellis, who was somewhat of a departure from Malice's opponent last month. The biggest and baddest man in the BTW locker room Rick Fuller. Malice at first refused to face off against the..well..elderly Robbie Ellis. I was able to talk to talk to Robbie Ellis for a few minutes and in that time he claimed to me (completely unwarranted I may add) to be a "sex machine", I wanted to ask him if the machine he was in fact thinking of was a phonograph, but I thought better of it.
Malice after defeating Ellis felt like his night was over..this was till Big Rick Fuller (with Mr. Johnny Fabulous) came out to confront Malice to issue an Open Challenge. Before the match, Big Rick and Mr. Fabulous were interrupted by a video message from "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, who promised surprises for the Webster fans in March! Great news forthe fans! bad news worse for Mr Fabulous! but clear and present It was the worst news for Malice who took an absolutely vile beating at the hands of Fuller once again. After the match Malice got in the microphone and said despite Fuller beating him twice now within an inch of his life , he wasn't raised to be a quitter, and whatever it took he was going to take Fuller down.
Malice: I wish you the best of luck, and you're going to need it buddy!
Slyck Wagner Brown took tag team champ Antoine Roy to the limit, and was the sole survivor in an eight-man Survivor Series-style elimination match featuring the Tag Team Champs The French Connection (Antoine Roy & Roberto Rush with Felicia Lou), "Italy's Greatest Athlete" A.J. Mitrano, & Diamondback Jack Maverick. Slyck's partners were Tre the Smooth Operatin' Gangsta the other half of Total Eclipse , Tony "The Fonz" DelFonzo, and his new "brother" USWF Heavyweight Champ Eddy "Bam Bam" DelFonzo.
Sporting a new hairdoo, a new name, and a new lust for life, The USWF champion Eddy Delfonzo was pinned unfortunately once again pinned by half of the BTW announce team and "Italy's greatest athlete" AJ Mitrano. Mitrano has in recent months been claiming on the television show, in the locker room, and on our monthly youtube webisode exclusive shows that HE is indeed in line for a USWF/BTW Television title shot. It this second victory finally the leverage Mitrano will have to get his shot? we'll have to wait and see.
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake strutted into Webster, to defeat The Sensational, Intelligent Brain Surgeon via The Sleeper hold. Brutus tried to remove the Brain Surgeon's mask to give him a haircut, but to no avail.
The Biggest of them all" Benny Juxx, with new ring attire and apparently a whole new attitude towards BTW and it's fans, pinned the fun loving chunky but funky "Sweet" Scott Ashworth.
And in our main event.. Spike Dudley & Justin Credible defeated Dangerous Danny Davis & BTW Heavyweight Champ "Hurricane" John Walters in a Tables match after Walters was tossed into a table that was propped up in a corner, the table shattered into about a million peices and echoed so loudly throughout the webster town hall I could even hear it in the back changing, It's a wonder the champ was even able to stand, however knowing what was coming his way i'm not so sure he would liked to of been concious. After the match, Mr. Fabulous and Justin Credible's verbal confrontation was interrupted by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, who will be the guest referee in a Heavyweight Championship rematch between Walters and Credible in March!
That's all for last night, but we'll see all you great fans March 27th, 29th, and maybe even a rumored 28th? you'll have to wait and see!
Joe B.
BTW official
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